PARTIAL TAX PAYMENT A man sent a check to the IRS for $100.00 with a note. It read: “I just have not been able to sleep so here is $100.00 […]
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INVEST IN TAXES Put all your money in taxes. It’s the only sure thing to go up. Sword of the Lord, October 2, 1987, pg. 15
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THE PRICE OF LOVE Our minister was talking to the pint-sized members of a Sunday School class about things money can’t buy. “It can’t buy laughter,” he told them. “That
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THE LOSER IS FIVE BUCKS RICHER Two guys are sitting around talking and the first fellow says: “Let’s go get some lottery tickets. The jackpot’s up to 30 million.” The
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OFFERING ANNOUNCEMENTS One pastor, thinking under the pressure of the moment that he was quoting Scripture, intoned to the congregation, “A fool and his money are soon parted. The ushers
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SIMULTANEOUS EFFECTIVENESS One employer said to his questioning employee: “The raise in salary will become effective just as soon as you do.”
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STANDING ROOM GIVING One Sunday when the church was particularly crowded, a family stood in the back. During the collection the little boy piped up, “Do we still have to
BEGGING BLIND A man on crutches hobbled over to a passerby and asked for money. The pedestrian handed him a dollar bill with the remark, “Cheer up, it would be
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PREMATURE OWNERSHIP A bishop was being entertained by a wealthy land owner in Iowa. He had preached in his host’s church on God’s ownership. Looking over his broad acres and
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WHO GETS THE OFFERING? My young son decided I needed to purchase a new pickup truck. I explained that we couldn’t afford such a purchase at this time. “But I
TOO MUCH THRIFT Some people carry thrift too far, like the man who took long steps to keep from wearing out his $12 shoes and split his $25 dollar pants.
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THE SPEED OF MONEY Though money does not go as far as it did, it certainly goes much faster. As quoted by Ben Holden
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TIME IN LIFE “There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had plenty of ’em!” By Casey Stenge — Editor’s Note: I’ve felt that way a few times,
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MARTINI MIRACLE An airline flight attendant was working her way down the aisle with drinks. She asked the man in an aisle seat if he wanted a cocktail. The man
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GO SLOW It is reported that once, during Vince Lombardi’s years at Green Bay, the Packers were resoundingly defeated by an opposing team. They did everything wrong. The very next
STANDING ROOM ONLY When Mark Twain was on one of his lecture tours, he was getting a haircut in a small town, and the barber asked him if he planned
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BAPTISMAL HANG-UPS Always excited about the opportunity to baptize, I had taken my place in the baptistery when I remembered that one of the candidates had requested that her nose
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DEATH AND FOOD STAMPS Al Palanza’s brother had been dead for two weeks when a letter arrived at the address of the deceased. Social Services had written to notify him
THE OLDEST OPTIMIST An optimist is an 80 year old man, who marries a 30 year old woman and buys a 12 room house, next to a grade school. By
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A SIMPLE FACE-LIFT There’s a simple do-it-yourself face-lift that’s sure to improve your looks; it’s called a smile. From System Forms Brochure, December 1988
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