Honesty | Humor | Short Shorts | Sports
SPORTS QUOTES Timing Is Everything: It’s good sportmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
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Humor | Perspective | Short Shorts | Sports
SPORTS QUOTES True Importance: When you’re playing for the national championship, it’s not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that. Duffy Daugherty, Michigan State football coach
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Humor | Labor | Perspective | Statistics | Success | Wisdom
A WISE AND HUMBLE PERSPECTIVE ON SUCCESS A newspaper reporter was interviewing an old rancher and asked him to what he would attribute his success as a rancher. With a
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Communication | Edification | Humor | Kindness | Preaching | Speech
APPLAUSE The late Bishop Fulton J. Sheen was greeted by a burst of applause when he made his appearance as a speaker at a meeting in Minneapolis. He responded by
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Business | Humor | Short Shorts
OBSERVATION We’ve had the same neighbors for 20 years. And not once did the lady next door explain why her soap powder is better than ours. Funny, Funny World
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Aging | Humor | Short Shorts
REALLY FAST Forget about jets, racing cars and speed boats. Nothing goes as fast as middle age. Funny, Funny World
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Courage | Eternal Life | Heaven | Humor | Kindness | Risk
THINKING BACK When Fred arrived at the Pearly Gates there was hardly any line and he didn’t have to wait more than a minute before his interview. Naturally, he was
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Heaven | Humor | Short Shorts
SAY GOODBYE TO THIS EARTH There was an old man on the isle of Crete and during his lifetime he loved many things. He loved his wife, his children, his
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Children | Eternal Life | Heaven | Humor | Time
STEP ONE Many people hope to be elected to heaven who are not even running for the office.
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Eternal Life | Heaven | Humor | Short Shorts
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS Lutherans believe you cannot get into heaven unless you bring a covered dish. Garrison Keilor, The Prairie Home Companion radio show
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Appealing Talk | Authority | Humor | Preaching | Success
MOTIVATION A seminarian turned in his typed-up sermon to his homiletics prof for grading and when he met with him for a conference the professor started out very positively. He
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Choice | Failure | Humor | Remembering | Warning
SHORT MEMORY A man who flew his own plane got tired of the long auto trip from the airport to his country place which was situated on a lovely lake.
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Fear | Humor | Ministry | Power | Prayer
POWERFUL POSITIONS FOR PRAYER It seems these three ministers were talking about prayer in general and the appropriate and effective positions for prayer. As they were talking, a telephone repairman
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Compassion | Humor | Ministry | Suffering
JESUS UNDERSTOOD The way the story goes is that Jesus was walking along one day when he came upon a man crying and he said, “My friend, what’s wrong?” The
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Burden | Children | Desire | Honesty | Humor
EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING The youngster brought home a report card heavy with poor grades. His mother asked, “What have you to say about this?” The boy replied,
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Burden | Edification | Humor | Labor | Unity
WORKING TOGETHER Two men were riding a bicycle built for two and they came to a big steep hill. It took a great deal of struggle for the men to
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Evangelism | Humor | Perspective | Self | Understanding | Vision
PERSPECTIVE Former Under Secretary of the Interior John C. Whitaker is reminded of how easy it is to get an out-of-perspective feeling about one’s importance in government whenever he thinks
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Humor | Life | Money
GETTING EVERYTHING TO COME OUT EVEN “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can
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Communication | Humor | Short Shorts
TRUE CONVERSATION No man would listen to you talk if he didn’t know it was his turn next. Ed Howe, Forbes
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Humor | Short Shorts | Speech
LISTEN! It’s impossible for a worthwhile thought to enter your mind through an open mouth. Funny, Funny World
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