FOREVER YOUNG When police arrested a street hustler for selling eternal youth pills, they discovered he was a repeat offender. He’d been arrested on the same charge in 1265, 1845 […]
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ALLEN’S SWISS SIGN Woody Allen: “If only God would give me some clear sign – like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
Greed | Guidance | Humor | Miracles | Money | Revelation | Signs Read More »
BAD BIDS A man bought a parrot at an auction after some heavy bidding. “I hope this bird talks,” he told the auctioneer. “Talk?” the auctioneer replied. “Who do you
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NOT MY BRAINS Husband: “Junior must get his brains from one of us.” Wife: “It must be you. I still have mine.”
GET A WATCH A man taking his grandfather clock to be repaired, rounded a corner and ran right into another man, sending him sprawling. After receiving profuse apologies, the man
PRAYER RATES The daughter of a telephone operator was asked in religion class to define prayer. “Prayer,” said the child, “is messages sent up at night and on Sundays when
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NEXT TO DIE Frustrated because of his wife ridiculing him for his stupidity, a man put a gun to his head and threatened suicide. When she burst out laughing at
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BURNT OFFERINGS “My wife treats me like a god; She keeps giving me burnt offerings.”
A LACK OF PATIENTS Lawyer: “How do you deal with persons seeking free advice at cocktail parties, Doctor?” Doctor: “I tell them to undress.”
WINDY WINDOW Elderly woman at airline ticket counter: “No window seat, please. I don’t want my new hairdo mussed up.”
GOLF SETTLEMENT Man hit with a golf ball: “I’ll sue you for $5,000!” Other golfer: “I said ‘fore’!” Injured man: “I’ll take it!”
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RAISING SWEET CANE When the price of sugar goes up, customers raise cane.
Complain | Humor | Inflation | Money | Prices | Puns | Short Shorts | Sugar | Value Read More »
NO LOAFING Breadwinners can’t afford to loaf.
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STOP THE PIG IN YOU Don’t go hogwild and make a pig of yourself.
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WRONG EQUATION Two wrongs might make a riot.
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HUNCH FOR A TEAM Notre Dame had a full back, half-back, quarterback and a hunchback.
I FOR AN I When two egoists meet, it’s an “I for an I.”
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TASTE OF RELIGION Captured missionary to cannibals, “At least you get a taste of religion.”
SELF- DESTRUCTING STICKER Bumper sticker: “Down with bumper-stickers!”
HELPING IN Locksmith ad: “Let me help you out – or in.”
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