RELATIVES ARE MULES A husband and wife, on an automobile trip, got into a large- sized fuss over a small-sized issue, and for a number of miles afterward, they refused […]
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IN A NURSING HOME A minister went to visit the elderly couple that just entered a nursing home. The wife had been losing touch with reality to a point that
VICE PRESIDENT OF PEAS The new vice-president was flaunting his title so much, one of his co-workers finally said to him, “These days vice- presidents are a dime-a-dozen. In fact,
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SPECIALTY NAILS Two novices were trying to build a garage, and one was attaching the siding. He would pick up a nail, look at it, then hammer it in. Then
BAPTIZED & ADVERTISED As a pastor of a Baptist church with a unique baptismal design, I have opportunity to field lots of questions from visitors. The baptismal tank was free-standing
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HAIRCUTS & HEADS I was brought up to believe that beauty is not worth thinking about, what’s important is your soul, your mind — you don’t want to be a
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UNCOLLARED A priest went on vacation to a little resort town. A local fellow engaged him in conversation and when he found he was a priest, he said, “My lay
PRETEND HE IS DAD A boy who just turned sixteen years of age took his driver’s test. Afterward, his mom asked him if he had been nervous. “I was while
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One big difference between outlaws and in-laws is that outlaws don’t promise to pay it back. Source unknown
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LOVE YOU NOT TO PIECES A visit from my granddaughter, age three, inspired me to bubble, “Allison, I love you to pieces.” “I love you, too, Grandma.” she sweetly replied.
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ONE-LINER WISDOM “Check carefully to see if you any words out.” “I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.” “Did you ever stop to think, and
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DROWNING SORROWS People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. Ann Landers
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TORN PANTS BETTER A young boy came into the house covered with mud after finishing a rough day at play. “Mom,” he shouted at the top of his voice, “If
GOD & THE GROCERY STORE DOOR A young boy was listening to his teacher tell about the power of God — specifically that God is everywhere and would never leave
GOD ALREADY BLESSED MOM My brother and sister-in-law have gotten used to people exclaiming over the fact that they are the parents of eight children, now grown. But recently a
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REASON FOR THE COFFEE A church that loved good fellowship always served coffee after the sermon. The pastor asked a little boy if he knew why they served the coffee.
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BEST LIARS There was a little boy who had a bad habit of lying. His mother had tried everything she knew to make him stop, but nothing seemed to work.
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE The new minister had just moved into town. It was late at night when his wife remembered that their dog, very aptly named “Trouble”, had not been
STOP PRAYING The Hasidic Jews tell the wonderful story of Morris Meltzer who went to his rabbi and said: “Rabbi, my wife is going to have a baby. It’s our
DISCOUNTED JESUS I recently read of a commercial venture of one of the largest department stores in our nation. It proved to be disastrously unsuccessful. It was a doll in
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