PRACTICAL RULES FOR SUCCESS 1. Keep your health good by adopting regular and steady habits. 2. Never be afraid to say no. Every successful man must have the backbone to assert his rights. 3. Remember…
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TODAY'S CASH Yesterday is a canceled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have; So spend it wisely. Kay Lyons
LAWYER LIGHT BULBS How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? It takes just one lawyer to change your light bulb into his light bulb.
REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS 1. While ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, economics teaches that reward is its own virtue. 2. Economists can supply upon demand. 3. You can talk about money without…
RISE TO THE OCCASION Q: What is the most appropriate thing to say to a famous athlete who is dressed in an Armani suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?
CHEAP IS EXNSIVE It takes a lot of money to make me look this cheap -- Dolly Parton
SECOND OPINION My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. -- Walter Matthau
BIG GOLD FENCE A Texan and a Kentuckian were trying to outdo the other in boasting of the wealth of their respective states. The fellow from Kentucky bragged, "In the State of Kentucky we have…
THE MOST & THE LEAST Make the very most of all you've got and make the very least of what you can't get yet! From Letters to Karen by Charlie Shedd
DOING WITHOUT In Killingly, Connecticut there was a farmer who would go to town every Saturday night. He would gaze into the store windows and scan the many gadgets, novelties, and the various new products…
SECH OF THE UNKNOWN TAXPAYER TWO SCORE AND SOME YEARS AGO, our fathers brought forth upon this nation a new tax, conceived in desperation and dedicated to the proposition that all men are fair game.…
DOUBLE OR NOTHING A man who was never known for his intelligence returned home after a night out with his friends. He seemed quite disgruntled. His wife asked him what was troubling him. "Oh, I…
SNT OUT OF EXISTENCE Germany will militarize herself out of existence, England will expand herself out of existence, and America will spend herself out of existence. -- Lenin
NO WORRY LEFT The citizens of Chelm used to spend a lot of time worrying--so much time, in fact, that they started to worry about how much time they spent worrying. The Grand Council of…
COSTLY ADVICE A lawyer's dog ran into a butcher shop and stole a roast. The butcher went to the lawyer's office and asked him, "if a dog is without a leash and steals a roast…
SAVE A LITTLE MONEY Save a little money each month, and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. -- Ernest Haskins
BILLIONS ADD UP A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. -- Senator Everett Dirksen
WE'RE IN THE MONEY A couple had installed a fancy horn system on their car that played various tunes. This unfortunate couple had the embarrassment of having their fancy horn system get stuck at a…
PAY THROUGH THE NOSE The little boy was getting examined by the family physician. As the doctor continued his examination, the boy asked him, "Are you going to look in my nose?" The doctor asked…
BOYCOTT RSONIFIED In 1897 Charles C. Boycott was a land agent in Ireland who was ostracized for refusing to reduce his rents. Since that time, his name has been synonymous with the act of doing…
