DUAL PURPOSE OBITUARY A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is […]
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COLLECTED WISDOM Don’t sweat the petty things; and don’t pet the sweaty things One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I doubt, therefore, I might be. Procrastination is the art
CANNOTS BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1. You cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift. 2. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. 3. You cannot strengthen the weak by
GHANDI ON SEVEN SINS OF A DYING SOCIETY Ghandi, a now deceased, non-Christian world leader listed seven sins of a dying society that are capable of rotting out a nation
WHAT POSSESSES YOU That which you cannot give away, you do not possess. It possesses you. Ivern Ball
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VODKA WAGES Teachers in central Russia will be receiving their monthly salaries in vodka, because the government’s coffers are empty, the ITAR_Tass news agency reported. The 8,000 educators in Altai
REPLACEMENT INSURANCE A farmer’s barn burned down and his wife called the insurance company. She told the insurance company, “We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand dollars, and I want
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PARROTS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN Three sons leave home, go out on their own and prosper. Getting back together, they discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
JOBS OR COLLEGE Two friends who hadn’t seen each other in years met in a supermarket. One woman asked, “Tell me, Ruth, how is your son George?” “He’s getting along
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TODAY By Henry Matthew Ward When I got mad and hit my child “For his own good,” I reconciled, And then, I realized my plight . . . Today I
FEDERAL OSTRICH STUDIES Word has it, there was a federally funded grant to discover why ostriches have such long necks. After thousands of dollars were spent, the discovery was made:
FOR THE STONE A woman was talking to her friends about her husband who had passed away. When her husband was on his death bed, he told her that he
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RIGHT TIME TO DIE One time my daughter and I were taking the Grayline Bus Tour of Chicago. As our bus stopped in front of a movie theater, our guide
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER THE CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE A guy was walking along the beach when he ran across a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and, of course, a genie popped out. The genie
EDGE OF POVERTY I make a point of staying right at the edge of poverty. I don’t have a pair of pants without a hole in them, and the only
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TEN THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY Don Maddox sent us the following “thoughts for the day” in a list of twenty. We ran a check on back issues and found that
AIRLINES & HARDWARE STORES Buying paint from a hardware store: Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium for $18.
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LUCKY SAUCER An art dealer was walking through a city when he noticed a mangy old cat that was lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.
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GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEES If you went into the local grocery store and started stocking their shelves, that would not make you an employee. It might get you some strange looks
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