Accountants | Accuracy | Auditors | Business | Money | Responsibility | Short Shorts | Trial
DEFINITION OF AN AUDITOR An auditor is person who shows up at the end of the battle and bayonets all of the wounded.
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Care | Creation | Dogs | Economics | Finances | Humor | Money | Pets | Short ShortsIncrease
CANINE STOCK EXCHANGE “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein
Budgets | Communication | Humor | Husbands | Identity | Marriage | Men | Money | Spending
THE IDEAL HUSBAND There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One
Appealing Talk | Budgets | Care | Guilt | Health | Humor | Invoices | Money
GREENS FEE An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn’t quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received
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Appealing Talk | Business | Character | Desire | Foolishness | Humor | Money | Purchases | Water | Youth
NAIVE WATER Ever wonder about those who spend two dollars for a little bottle of Evian water? Just spell Evian backwards.
Business | Character | Ethnicity | Greed | Humor | Inventions | Lawyers | Money
COPPER WIRE INVENTED BY LAWYERS Question: How was copper wire invented? Answer: Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.
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Anger | Frustration | Health | Madness | Money | Prices | Sanity | Short Shorts | Worry
TOLL BOOTH OF MADNESS Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Dating | Emotions | Fellowship | Humor | Kisses | Money | Romance | Story | Value | Values
DON’T FORGET THE PENNY A Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting next to each other in the Scottish Highlands. They sat in silence for a while just gazing over
Appearance | Business | Complain | Expectations | Hospitality | Humor | Money | Prices | Sizes | Values
WET PLATE SPECIAL A man from Texas was dining at a fancy restaurant in New York City. The food server brought out bread and a plate. The man looked at
Business | Care | Creation | Food | Humor | Money | Purchases | Understanding | Values | Waste
NOTHING LEFT OVER A man is going out of town and needs to board his horse for a couple of months. He asks a local farmer about it and the
Budgets | Children | Family | Finances | Money | Parents | Poverty | Stewardship
ALLOWANCE INFLATION “I don’t mind that my son is earning more than I did on my first job. What disturbs me is that he’s six and it’s his allowance.” From
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Courting | Dating | Expenses | Finances | Materialism | Money | Short Shorts
FREE GIRL IS EXPENSIVE Nothing can be more expensive than a girl who happens to be free for the evening.
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Ancestors | Family | Frugality | Gift | Gifts | Inheritance | Money | Short Shorts | Stewardship
RICH ANCESTORS Misers aren’t much fun to live with but they make wonderful ancestors.
Discipleship | Education | Ignorance | Knowledge | Learning | Money | School | Short Shorts | Value
EDUCATION or IGNORANCE Education will never become as expensive as ignorance. Subm itted by Dicky Love
Edification | Education | Investments | Knowledge | Learning | Life | Money | Short Shorts | Value | Wisdom
LEARNING FOR A LIFETIME If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. — Ben Franklin
Authority | Bureaucracy | Business | Economy | Government | Money | Politics | Short Shorts | Taxes
TAX IT, THEN SUBSIDIZE IT The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate
Business | Complain | Criticism | Employees | Jobs | Labor | Money | Perspective | Perspectives
THREE LAMENTS Employee’s Lament: I’m working too hard. I’m not paid enough. I’m smarter than my boss. I work harder than the other employees. They’re ripping me off and taking
Church | Gift | Giving | Humor | Missions | Money | Offering
OFFERING FOR THE HEATHEN A young deacon with few manners was passing the collection plate one Sunday. After passing the plate by a rich lady he noticed that she did
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Contentment | Finances | Life | Materialism | Money | Peace | Simplicity | Statistics | Stewardship
DOWNSHIFTERS In 1995, Harvard Economist Juliet Schor and the Merk Family Fund surveyed eight hundred American adults. They discovered that 28% had downshifted their lifestyles in order to experience more
Gift | Giving | Growth | Increase | Maturity | Money | Self | Sharing | Stewardship
MATURING IN GIVING In Run with the Horses, Eugene Peterson tells how he saw a family of birds teaching their young to fly. Three young swallows were perched on a
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