VIRTUAL GIRLFRIENDS From United Press International in June of 1996: "Virtual Girlfriends" is a hit in Tokyo... The video game makes players steer a boy through high school, where he must look nice, get good…
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RMANENT PRESSED IRONS If we have really advanced so much, why do our irons still have a setting for "permanent pressed" garments?
LIGHT SED TRAVEL TROUBLES Technology is not all that its cracked up to be. For example, what happens when we all travel in space ships at the speed of light. When it gets dark in…
MY SLL CHECKER I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel…
GOD SUPPLIES THE R.A.M. Abraham bought himself a fancy new computer. He was showing it to Isaac one day..."Look at all the wonderful programs it has on it. And look at all the neat things…
PAGAN SLL CHECKS Be wary of the advice of pagans. For example, a routine spell check from a computer's word processor attempts to "lead us astray" concerning the sacred titles of books of the Bible…
Assistance | Burden | Communication | Computers | Humor | Knowledge | Logic | Stupidity | Technology
WORD-NOT-SO-RFECT Technician: "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Technician: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the…
WE'RE IN THE MONEY A couple had installed a fancy horn system on their car that played various tunes. This unfortunate couple had the embarrassment of having their fancy horn system get stuck at a…
ETCH-A- SKETC Htm TECHNICAL SUPPORT Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.…
GOD'S UNCHANGING IMAGE IN MAN While staying with the thought of the civilized nature of these early human beings, note with me please that archaeologists have discovered a palace on the Island of Crete which…
ORIGIN OF APPLE Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer: "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this…
COMPUTER CRASHES & CAR CRASHES If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year…
VALUE OF AIRPLANES Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. -- Marshal Ferdinand Foch Marshal Ferdinand Foch, French military strategist and future World War I commander, 1911
Conflict | Conflicts | Creation | Desire | Inventions | Nature | Science | Short Shorts | Technology
SCIENCE & NATURE The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Appliances | Blondes | Home | Humor | Knowledge | Mistakes | Story | Technology | Television | Women
REALLY A BLONDE My apologies to blondes. Nothing personal. I have a whole family of blondes, and they still thought it was funny. So I at least have THEIR permission. A blonde went to the…
MICROSOFT NUKES WASHINGTON REDMOND-- World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in eastern Washington state. The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT (1622…
INFORMATION PLEASE When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the…
BAITING NERDS A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: NERDS NOT ALLOWED ENTER AT YOUR…
GARBAGE RECYCLED They say garbage can be made into gasoline, and why not--it's already being made into movies, books, and TV shows. -- Robert Orben
CELEBRITY COMPUTER VIRUS TED TURNER VIRUS: colorizes your monochrome monitor DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Thier is sumthing rong with yur koputer, but ewe cant figyur outt watt! ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes…
