THE MONEY, BIBLE OR WHISKEY An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future…
Sermon Illustrations
MAKING BREAD & DOUGH The new groom grumbled at dinner, "Why can't you make bread like my mother does?" "Because," said the new bride, "you can't make dough like my dad does."
SUICIDE IS THEFT What you do with your own life is not a private matter that concerns only yourself. Your life is intended to contribute to the life of humanity. To take your own life…
LETTERS TO GOD Here is yet another fun collection of letters to God from children. Dear GOD . . . In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on…
PSALM OF SUMMER Now it come to pass that spring turned to summer again. God's people raised their voices and said: "Recreation is my shepherd. I shall not stay at home; He maketh me to…
Some men succeed because of application . . . the one they signed for a marriage license. Give your husband enough rope and he'll skip. If it weren't for marriage, husband and wives would have…
TRADITIONAL OR CONTEMPORARY A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary. On…
SWEDISH GOD In 1875 a Danish couple converted to become Mormons and moved to Cache Valley Utah. They set up a farm in Rural Providence, Utah, and were self sufficient for a couple of years.…
EVEN WITH YOUR ENEMY Revenge gets you even with your enemy; forgiveness puts you above him. Author unknown
SAFE REVENGE The best manner of avenging ourselves is by not resembling him who has injured us. Author unknown
WHISKEY & A SNAKE W. C. Fields once said, "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake."
THIRTEEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS THOUGHTS I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. I love deadlines.…
CO-EXISTENCE It's co-existence or no-existence. -- Bertrand Russell, atheist philosopher
CONVICTING PROOF An accused purse snatcher was on trial, and the victim was describing what happened. She said, "Yes, that is the man who stole my purse. I saw him just as clear as day.…
COURTHOUSE CLUTTER Between the pigeons and the politicians, it's hard to keep the courthouse clean.
PREFERRED SPOUSE Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
CHANCE TO REST An overworked mother of three active young boys was playing in the yard with her boys one afternoon when her neighbor came by to borrow a cup of sugar. One of her…
SERMONIC THREAT A church bulletin ran this notice: "Someone has taken the paper cutter from the church office, and we are in dire need of it. Please bear in mind, without the paper cutter, the…
REAL LOSSES A man was driving his brand new BMW at a rather high rate of speed. He drove onto an overpass with a sharper curve than he had expected. His car spun out of…
STANDING AS ONE An immigrant who recently arrived in the United States and knew very little English visited a North Carolina church so he could worship with fellow Christians during their Sunday morning service. The…
