CHRIST & S T. PATRICK Christ be with me, Christ within me, Christ behind me, Christ before me, Christ beside me, Christ to win me, Christ to comfort and restore me, Christ beneath me, Christ…
Sermon Illustrations
ORDINARY THINGS Do not forget that the value and interest of life is not so much to do conspicuous things as to do ordinary things with the perception of their enormous value. -- Tielhard de…
FIRST DRINK First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man. A Japanese Proverb
ORGAN DONOR TIMING I think that being an organ donor is a good idea, but I think I'd rather wait until I die.
DRIVE AWAY CUSTOMERS A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
POISONOUS SPIRIT A critical spirit is like poison ivy; it only takes a little contact to spread its poison.
Doctors | Healing | Health | Humor | Knowledge | Logic | Pain | Solutions | Symptoms | Understanding
HURT ALL OVER A woman complained to her doctor that she hurt all over. The doctor asked what she meant by "all over" and asked for a specific example. The woman touched her knee and…
GOING THE RIGHT WAY On a recent trip my wife and I found ourselves driving on a stretch of road we had never before traveled. I was confident that I was going in the right…
THIN LAYER OF SILVER The man was selfish and greedy, and his pastor did not seem to know how to convince him of the error of his ways. The pastor then had an idea. He…
CARRY THE CAR DOOR Three men were walking in the desert. One carrying a loaf of bread, another a bottle of wine and the third, was carrying a car door. When they explained to each…
HOW DO YOU START A FLOOD? A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought?…
I REMEMBER YOU One of my favorites is where he describes how he was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked Steven…
POLITICS & THOUGHT Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
MONEY HINTS Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $o if you would like,…
HE DID NOT PAY The scene: A western saloon, two drunk men at a table having a good time, suddenly doors flip open and a man walks in, walking on the wall, onto the ceiling,…
MOZART DECOMPOSING When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a church yard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where…
HANDLING PUBLICITY There are all kinds of humor that a President can use. Jack Kennedy, of course, was a great wit. As President, he used what you might call deflecting humor. For example, I recall…
TOO WILLING TO HELP A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." A few days later he received several letters that all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
WRONG SPOUSE ORDERED Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered…
NOT SO POOR She was known to her neighbors as Garbage Mary. For each day she could be seen wandering the streets of the small Florida town she called home. She was quite a sight,…
