WANTING WHAT YOU HAVE When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have. -- Kathleen Sutton
Sermon Illustrations
MIND IS FREE No matter where the body is, the mind is free to go elsewhere. -- W. H. Davies
TROUBLE WITH LIFE You get out of life what you put into it--that's the trouble. -- Arnold Glasgow
INTERDENOMINATIONAL TITLE I 'm a First United Presbytalian Metho-Bapto-Gationalist.
LIVING NOT ENOUGH Just living is not good enough, Said the butterfly, You need freedom, sunshine, and a little flower. By Hans Christian Andersen
DIFFICULT BEGINNING Begin. The rest is easy.
RELATIVE AGE OF OLD To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
RISE TO THE OCCASION Q: What is the most appropriate thing to say to a famous athlete who is dressed in an Armani suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?
MEASURABLE PROGRESS Life asks us to make measurable progress in reasonable time. That's why they make those fourth grade chairs so small. -- Jim Rohn
WE ARE NOT TREES If you don't like where you are, change it! You're not a tree. -- Jim Rohn
CONTROLLED TEMRS My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper. -- Dr. John Hunter
WALLS INSTEAD OF BRIDGES People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. -- Joseph Fort Newton
FAITH NEEDS DOUBT Were there no room for doubt, there would be no room for faith, either. -- Frederick Buechner
KEEP KNOCKING A Christian lady once dreamed that she died and went to heaven. As an angel was showing her around, she saw a stack of boxes in the corner of a room--and they had…
BASEBALL MANAGERS Billy Martin, Major League Baseball manager of the New York Yankees once said: "The key to effective management is to keep the five guys who hate you from the five guys who are…
INTENDED VICTIM A man died from a shotgun wound to his head. This man had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note indicating his despondency. As…
MY SLL CHECKER I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel…
ARGUMENTS WITHOUT CONCLUSIONS Philosophy has shown itself over and over again to be full of arguments but lacking in conclusions. From Arguing With God, by Hugh Silvester
JIGSAW CHRISTIANS We as members of the body of Christ can be compared to the pieces in a jigsaw puzzle. Each piece has protrusions and indentations. The protrusions represent our strengths (gifts, talents, abilities) and…
PREACHING AGAINST SIN President Calvin Coolidge returned home from attending church early one Sunday afternoon. He was asked by his wife what the minister spoke on. "Sin," Coolidge replied. Wanting to know more, she pressed…
