WHO MADE THE HOLE? K. Menninger shares the image of a dozen people in a lifeboat who discover a leak near the place where one person is sitting. There can be no doubt on anyone's…
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A FUTURE PROPHECY Let's take a look into the future. It's 2020 and an American astronaut steps from his space ship and creeps slowly across the surface of a strange planet. Suddenly, a group of…
GET A SECOND OPINION A pastor is shaking hands with people as they leave the church. The couple greet him and say, "We listened carefully to every word you said." The pastor thanks the couple…
BRICKS OF FAILURE The road to success is paved by the bricks of failure. Source Unknown
KAMIKAZE CLASS There is only one problem in teaching a class for Kamikaze pilots. You only get to teach the class one time.
CAN OR CAN'T The one who says "I can" may be right; The one who says "I can't" IS right! By Michael Hodgin
THREE GOLF AXIOMS Axiom 1: If the golf ball curves to the right, it's a slice; Axiom 2: If the golf ball curves to the left, it's a hook; Axiom 3: If the golf ball…
GET EVEN THROUGH LOVE Go ahead and get even with them Find all those people who have shown you love and kindness and get even with them! In other words, owe them nothing but love…
MIXED-UP WORLD What kind of world is this that drives on parkways and parks on driveways?
MOST LIKELY TO GO TO HEAVEN Byron D. Neufeld sent us the fascinating results of a recent poll of one thousand respondents. The poll was designed by Celinda Lake and Ed Goeas, conducted by Market…
FORGOTTEN MEMORY You know you are in trouble when you can't remember your earliest memory.
DAILY WORDS The average person speaks about 4,800 words a day. Statistics are not available as to how many were necessary or beneficial. Adapted from a submission by Steve Morrison
ECONOMIC CONTRADICTIONS The field of economics is the only discipline in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for holding to two contradictory theories.
REAL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE For the what it's worth department...this story of a fire- breathing British parson is supposedly true, according to my source which shall remain anonymous: Dr. Stephen Power, a surgeon in England,…
TROUBLE WITH THE FUTURE The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery
DEATH & HO Of a man once dead there is no resurrection. -- Aeschylus Hopes are among the living, the dead are without hope. -- Theocritus Suns may set and rise again, but we, when…
LAUGHING COWS The inquisitive little boy asked his mother, "When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?"
GIVE US GRATEFUL HEART Let not feasting, football, and festivity end in forgetfulness of God. May the desperate need of the rest of the world, and our own glorious heritage, remind us of the God…
GOD PROVIDES THE INCREASE I want to now share with you a portion of a missionary letter that I recently received: "In September I received a letter from a brother in California who floats gospel…
STRESS & FLEX One current theory, Maddi said, was developed partially by studying Illinois Bell executives during a ten-year period that included the court-ordered divestiture of AT&T. The Bell study found that those who adapted…
