GOOD SCARE GONE WILD Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as…
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THE BEGINNING OF PRAYER The beginning of prayer is silence .... God speaking to us in the silence of the heart. And then we start talking to God from the fullness of the heart. And…
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TOO DARK TO READ Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
FAT GOALIES Here is a great idea for the National Hockey League. Why don't they recruit the fattest man in the world to become the goalie?
MARITAL WAKE UP CALL Marriage is similar to an early morning phone call; first you get the ring, then you wake up.
COST OF MARRIAGE A boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?" Without hesitation, the father answered: "How should I know; I'm not done paying for it yet."
PREACHER'S WASTED PRAYERS The preacher's little girl noticed that her father would always bow his head for a moment just before his sermon. She finally asked her father, "Why do you always bow your head…
WELL TRAVELED AMERICANS Two American tourists were visiting Mt. Vesuvious with a tour group. As they were looking over the rim of the volcano, one of the American tourists exclaimed, "It sure is deep and…
MOOSE RING OSLO, Norway - When Evelyn Noestmo lost her gold ring three years ago, she hoped it might turn up someday. But in a pot of wild moose entrails? Noestmo lost the ring in…
WANTING GOD'S FILLING The problem is not to ask God to fill us, but to want God sufficiently to permit Him to do so. From Born After Midnight
There is no reason for anyone to ever suffer from insanity; we may as all enjoy it.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
There are few women who will admit their age. There are fewer men who will act theirs.
The Internal Revenue Service has what it takes to take what you've got!
PRAYER BEFORE EVANGELISM The man who did more for biblical evangelism internationally than anyone in our generation was the late Dr. Martyn Lloyd-Jones. Dr. Lloyd-Jones saw himself primarily as an evangelist. Those who knew him…
SOMEONE ROBBED THE CHURCH It happened last Saturday evening. Darkness had settled over Wilmington, North Carolina. It was another of those warm, humid nights. Too warm for some to sleep - a good time to…
WHAT CHURCH GROWTH MEANS Actually "church growth" means all that is involved in bringing men and women who do not have a personal relationship to Jesus Christ into fellowship with Him and into responsible church…
A VIEW ON LORDSHIP OF CHRIST True faith is not lip service. Our Lord himself pronounced condemnation on those who worshipped him with their lips but not with their lives (Matthew 15:7 - 9). He…
