IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS
Here are the top ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars… 1. A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until AFTER that year, instead of before. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason and you’d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this. 4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car ’95 or a car NT, but then you would have to buy more seats. 5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a second, it’s that way NOW! 6. Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but only ran on five percent of the roads. 7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be…
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