LIGHT BULB CHANGERS–A COLLECTION Q:
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. Q: How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but it has to be changed again and again. Q: How many Christian counselors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the bulb has to be committed to long term change. Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don’t know, but they will appoint a commission to discuss it and report back at the next meeting at which time it will be discussed and referred back for further work. Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Are you kidding? They don’t change burned out light bulbs. After all, it was predestined to burn out. How can you fight predestination? Q: How many liberals does…
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