PARROTS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
Three sons leave home, go out on their own and prosper. Getting back together, they discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first says: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second says: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third says: “You remember how Mom enjoys reading the Bible? Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church twelve years to teach him; he’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.” Soon thereafter, Mom sends out her letters of thanks. “Milton,” she says, “the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.” “Gerald,” she says, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely…
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