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TOO DRUNK TO WALK
A man is at the bar, and falls to the floor, apparently too drunk to even walk. Some of the guys decide to be good Samaritans and escort him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the door bell, and one announces, “Here’s your husband!” The man’s wife thanks the kind men and then inquires, “But where’s his wheelchair?”