UNAWARE
An airliner, stacked over a major airport, contacted the tower and was told to hold at 3,000 feet. The pilot radioed back that he was indeed holding at 3000 feet. Suddenly, another voice cut in. “You can’t be holding at 3000 feet. I’m holding at 3,000 feet.” After a pause the first pilot’s voice came on, “I certainly can, you turkey, you’re my co- pilot.” Modern Scene: The wealthy retiree goes into a chic club with a stunningly beautiful young woman on his arm. The old fellow turns up his pacemaker and they start to dance. The band plays an up-tempo tune. He turns up his pacemaker again and keeps dancing. Then the band starts really cooking and plays an even faster number. He turns up his pacemaker even faster, still dancing. Then, suddenly, the old guy slumps over on the floor. The bartender comes over and asks, “Want me to call the paramedics?” The girl responds, “No, just call the Auto Club.…
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