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TOO MUCH OF NOT ENOUGH
In reply to your request to send a check for my dues, I wish to inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it almost impossible. My shattered financial condition is due to federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporate laws, liquor laws, inlaws and outlaws. Through these laws, I am expected to pay a business tax, amusement tax, head tax, school tax, gas tax, food tax, furniture tax, and excise tax; even my brains are taxed. I am required to get a business license, hunting and fishing license, car license, truck license, not to mention a marriage license and a dog license. I am also required to contribute to every society and organization which the genius of man is capable to bring to life: To Women’s Relief, unemployment relief and the gold digger’s relief. Also to every hospital and charitable organization in the city. For my own safety, I am required to carry…

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