SHORT SHOTS I
‘ll listen to your unreasonable demands…if you’ll consider my unacceptable offer.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Accept me for what I am… completely unacceptable.
Everybody is entitled to my opinion.
How kind of you to want to live my life for me.
If things don’t improve soon, I may have to ask you to stop helping me.
Why isn’t there some cheap and easy way I can prove how much you mean to me?
Please don’t ask me to keep in step. It’s hard enough just to stay in line.
Not now…and maybe not later, either.
It’s your own fault for not living up to my impossibly high standards.
We’ll always stay on good terms, so long as they’re my terms./Well, if you don’t like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
Every now and then, I do the right thing, just to confuse…
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