St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. With a suspicious grin, Satan proposed a game (to be played on neutral grounds) between a select team from heaven and a hand-picked team from his “hometown” turf.
“Very well,” the gatekeeper of the Celestial City agreed. “But you realize, I hope, that we have all the good players, and the best coaches too.”
“I know,” said Satan calmly, “but we have all the umpires!”
Griffith, J., Henry, R., Robertson, J., Blakely D., “Keep ‘Em Laughin’,” Rich Publishing Co. (Adapted).
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