AGING
Do you get the cartoon strip The Wizard of Id in your paper? I often find some clever lines I can use from this strip by Parker and Hart. One day the little King is complaining to his attendant, Roger, “I’m getting old.” Roger asks, “Now why do you say that?” The king replies “All my groupies have to be back at the nursing home by 9:00 p.m.
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