NIGHT DRIVER
Two older women were talking about a mutual friend who had recently married. One woman asked, “Is he rich?” The other woman said, “No, she told me he was not well off at all.” “Is he good looking?” the woman asked. “No, he is rather plain looking.” “Well, then, why did she marry him?” “The best I can figure, she married him because he can drive at night.” Taken from an actual account witnessed by Earl T. Wheatley, Jr., Meridian, Mississippi
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