ROAD CLOSED
A man was driving his sports utility vehicle when he came to a detour sign that read, “ROAD UNDER REPAIR.” A little construction was not going to stop this man and his S.U.V. from getting to where he wanted to go. So he drove around the sign and navigated the construction site with good success. His success continued for about twenty miles until he came to the absolute end of the road beyond which there was a gorge in the road with no bridge. The man and his sports utility vehicle had to turn back and retrace his route. When he approached the back side of the same construction sign, he read what someone had written on the back of the sign: “WELCOME BACK STUPID!” Adapted from Charles Lowery
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