THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH
1. Hey! It’s my turn to sin in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed that your sermon was twenty minutes longer than usual. 3. Personally, I find witnessing more enjoyable than golf. 4. I’ve decided to give our church the five hundred dollars a month I used to send to television evangelists. 5. Would it be okay if become the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class? 6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do. 7. I love it when we sing songs I’ve never heard before! 8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early. 9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas. 10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign. Author unknown–and probably never will be
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