THE RIGHT SONG PREACHER TO ORGANIST –
“When I finish my sermon, I’ll ask for all those in the congregation who want to contribute four hundred dollars toward the church’s mortgage to stand up. In the mean time you provide the appropriate music.” ORGANIST – “What do you mean ‘the appropriate music?'” PREACHER – “Play the “Star Spangled Banner.'”
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