THIRTEEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS THOUGHTS
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. I’m not just a gardener; I’m a Plant Manager. You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut butter. I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. From John Lefever, IBM,…
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