COLLECTED WISDOM
Don’t sweat the petty things; and don’t pet the sweaty things One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I doubt, therefore, I might be. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat it for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it. If it weren’t for electricity we’d be watching television by candle light. Misery doesn’t love company. Misery doesn’t love anything. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. It’s true that you can’t take it with you, but folks ought to remember that how you got it may determine where you go.
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