ONLY TWO IN HEAVEN
This man wore his religion on his sleeve. He acted like he was the only one who was quite good enough for God’s acceptance. He lived his entire life with this “holier-than- thou” attitude toward others. And then he died. When he arrived in heaven, he met with God who seemed delighted to see him. God talked to him for hours about all the wonderful things he had done throughout his life. God seemed so glad he was finally in heaven. After a few hours, the man was getting hungry. He asked God if there was anything to eat. God left for a few minutes and returned with a couple of stale sandwiches and some old chips. The man could not hide his disappointment with God. “God, I figured there would be better food than this in eternity,” the man observed. God answered, “Oh, there is. In hell they are having a feast. They are eating steak, baked potatoes and…
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