WHY GOD NEVER GOT A
PhD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew and Greek. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal. 5. Some believe he used ghost writers. 6. He has not had any recent publications. 7. It may be true that he created the world, but what works has he done since then? 8. His cooperative efforts have been limited. 9. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 10. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he would delete them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class; he told his students to read the book. 13. He had his Son teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning too much. 15. Although there were only ten requirements, all of his students failed his tests. Author and source unknown
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