BETTER MEN THROUGH CHEMISTRY
With Viagra such a hit, drug manufacturers are bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society . . . DIRECTRA: Doses of this drug given to men prior to car trips caused 72% of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2%. PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug showed a greater probability of actually finishing a household project prior to starting a new one. CHILDAGRA: In clinical trials the men who took this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform child-care tasks, especially the cleaning up of spills and “little accidents.” COMPLIMENTRA: 82% of the middle-aged men who received this drug noticed for the very first time that their wives had a new hairstyle. This drug is currently being tested to see if its effect will extend to the identification of new clothing. BUYAGRA: Married and otherwise attached men…
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