A first grade teacher was leading her class in a discussion about the students’ mothers and fathers. After the discussion had turned to their religious beliefs one little boy raised his hand and said, “My Daddy is Jewish and my Mommy is Catholic.”
A fellow classmate asked, “How do you know which religion you should believe in?”
“Well I believe in everything,” the first boy said.
“What do you mean you believe in everything?” another student asked.
“You know, Jesus Christ, Moses, the Tooth Fairy, everything.”
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