NOTHING LEFT OVER
A man is going out of town and needs to board his horse for a couple of months. He asks a local farmer about it and the guy says, “Sure, but I charge fifty dollars per week, and I keep the manure.” Well, the fellow can’t afford this, so the farmer refers him to ol’ Jones, down the road. When approached with the request, Jones said, “Yup, I can do it for forty dollars a week, and I keep the manure.” This is still too much, and Jones suggests that he try Mr. Brown. When our desperate friend asks Mr. Brown, he is surprised to hear “Sure, Sonny. I’ll be glad to for five dollars a month.” With delight, the young man exclaimed, “WOW! I suppose for that price you’ll want to keep the manure.” The old man looked at him with kind of a squint, and says, “Feller, for five dollars a month, there ain’t gonna be none!”
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