ERRANT ADS
The following material is taken from Classified Comics, by James Cummings: 1981 Cadillac. Owner fully loaded, needs new owner. Roger’s Radiator Repair. Best Place in Town to Take a Leak. Mobile Home. Newly Decorated. Kitchen Built In. Sink Can Sleep 3. (Real Estate Ad) If you’re looking for a bachelor cad, call me. Dentist offers free mental exam to make you smile. Queen bed, used only by light weight virgin. We specialize in patios, terraces and necking. SHARE–my home, your own room and beth. INSTALLED–Vertical Blonds, and Curtain Gods. ROSE BUSHES–On sale in full gloom. We’re selling our horse farm–filly assumable. Inexpensive telephone equipment and cordless phonies. RANCH HOUSE– central air, 2 baths, futility room. MICROWAVE OVEN–like new. bake me an offer. HOUSECLEANING SERVICES–We love to clean your widows. Our motel has reasonable rats. MAN TO MANAGE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT–Over 15 women. Must like figures. USED CARS–Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! From Classified Comics, by James Cummings, published by…
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