SINGLE WOMEN WARNINGS
Single women, beware… 1. If he ever starts a sentence with “Mother says…” 2. If he “forgets” his wallet more than once. 3. If he has a “Playboy on Board” sign stuck in his back window. 4. If he invites you over for dinner, and YOU have to fix it. 5. If there’s a pacifier in the glove compartment, and an infant seat in the trunk of his car. 6. If you find a card in the flower arrangement he brought you that says, “Rest In Peace, Murray.”
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