Why are fire trucks red? Well, fire trucks have four wheels and eight men; everybody knows that four plus eight is twelve. There are twelve inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth II is a ruler, and also the name of one of the largest ships on the seven seas. Seas have fish and fish have fins. Fins fought the Russians. Russians used to be called “Reds.” Fire trucks are always rushin’. Therefore, fire trucks are red. If you think that is wild, you ought to hear some people try to explain why they don’t come to Church!!
”The Methodist” (Adapted).
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