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PERHAPS THE WRONG CHURCH
Top 10 ways you know you’re in a “different” church: The church bus has gun racks. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. They use the “Dr. Seuss Version” of the Bible. There’s an ATM in the lobby. The choir wears leather robes. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — “Bring Your Own Snake.” There’s no cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum. They have Karaoke Worship Time. Ushers ask, “Smoking or non-smoking?” The only song the organist knows is “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.”