“Now, about the collection…” (1 Corinthians 16:1).
Having forgotten to set his clock alarm, and being eager to get to Church on time, a certain pastor was driving well over the speed limit when he was pulled over by a policeman. The officer was unimpressed by the pastor ’s excuse for being in such a hurry. “Well, Reverend,” he said, “how would you like me to preach you a nice long sermon?” “Forget the sermon,” the pastor replied, “just get to the collection.”
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