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The Wall Street Journal once paraphrased “Give us this day our daily bread” in legal contract language: “We respectively petition, request, and entreat that due and adequate provision be made, this day and the date hereinafter subscribed, for the organizing of such methods of allocation and distribution as may be deemed necessary and proper to assure the reception by and for said petitioners of such quantities of baked cereal products as shall, in the judgment of the aforesaid petitioners, constitute a sufficient supply thereof.” Wonder what the entire Lord’s Prayer might be like!

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