A SELF- ASSURED TEXAN A
Texas oilman died and went to heaven. After a few days, his bragging was getting on St. Peter’s nerves. No matter what part of paradise he was shown, the oilman claimed it failed to measure up to Texas. Finally St. Peter took him to the edge of heaven so he could look straight down into hell. “Have you got anything like that in Texas.?” he asked. “No,” the oilman replied. “But I know some ol’ boys down in Houston who can put it out.”
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