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A farmer in Bloomington bought a horse and was told, honestly, by the seller that there was only one thing wrong with the horse. He likes to sit on avocados. The farmer said, “Well, that’s fine with me. There aren’t any avocados around here.” So, he put down his money, mounted the horse and started home. On the way they had to cross a stream and right in the middle the horse sat down and wouldn’t budge. The farmer walked back to the horse dealer and explained what happened. “Well, now you never said nothin’ about water, so I didn’t tell you . . . ” The farmer said, “Didn’t tell me what?” The horseman explained, “If he can’t get avocados he likes to sit on fish.” Funny, Funny World
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