Two eight-year-old boys were overheard on the playground discussing their respective religions.
”What Church do you go to?” the first boy asked.
”I don’t go to Church. I go to temple. I’m Jewish,” explained the second boy.
”Jewish? What’s that?” quizzed his playmate.
”Well, you know, there are Protestants, Catholics and Jews. But they’re all just different ways of voting for God!”
Johnson, E.W. “Humorous Stories About The Human Condition” (Adapted).
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