FATHER OF LAWYERS
A minister once asked a lawyer: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” The lawyer answered, “I try to fix it if it’s big and ignore it if it’s insignificant. The lawyer then asked, “What do you do?” The minister told the lawyer: “I do more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say ‘the devil is the father of liars,’ but I said instead ‘the devil is the father of lawyers,’ so I let it go.”
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