All of us have days when we wish that we had just stayed in bed. One comedian moaned, “I overslept this morning and in the rush to get started, I burned my toast, spilled coffee all over my suit, and cut myself shaving. My neighbor’s dog bit me while I was rushing to my car — which wouldn’t start…From there, the day seemed to go downhill!”
One writer said “You know it’s going to be a bad day when…
You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
You sink your teeth into a beautiful steak and they stay there.
–T. Hansel, “You Gotta Keep Dancin’”
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