STOP WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD
A crook broke into a wealthy home and was filling his sacks with stolen goods when he heard a large growl. He looked down to see the biggest Doberman pinscher dog that he had ever seen on the floor beside him. But before he had a chance to do anything he heard a small voice say: “Who are you? Who are you?” He looked around but couldn’t find anyone or anything that was saying it and then he moved and the dog just sat there. So he continued to rob the house until his bags were full and then as he was ready to leave the house he noticed a parrot in a cage. As he walked over to the cage the parrot said, “Who are you? Who are you?” The crook looked at him and said, “Is that all that you can say? ‘Who are you? Who are you?'” And the parrot replied, “Sic Em!”
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