YOU’VE GOT THE MONEY!
A husband and wife had been married for twenty- five years. They always argued a great deal, but they had their biggest argument on the day of their silver anniversary. She never hit harder or lower: “If it weren’t for my money, that TV set wouldn’t be here. If it weren’t for my money, that car wouldn’t be here, if it weren’t for my money, the very chair you’re sitting in wouldn’t be here!” The husband replied: “Are you kidding? If it weren’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here!” Hopefully husbands and wives stay together for reasons other than money. Hopefully, there is a deep bond of love between them.
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