LOTTERY TICKETS FOR LOSERS
Two guys are sitting around talking and the first fellow says: “Let’s go get some lottery tickets. The jackpot’s up to 30 million.” The second old guy says, “I don’t buy those things.” The first guy says, “But that’s a whole pile of money. don’t you think it’s worth spending five bucks to win?” The second old guy says, “No! You’ve only got a one in 5.4 million chance to win. That puts the odds of proving you’re a loser at almost 100 percent.” The first guy says, “Well, not playing at all makes you an automatic loser.” “That’s OK,” says the second guy, “at least I’ll still have my five bucks.”
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