A man who was an insomniac for thirty years finally decided to see a psychiatrist. “Why can’t you sleep at night?” the doctor asked.
“Because I’m trying to solve all the worlds problems.”
The psychiatrist pressed further, “Do you ever solve them?”
“Almost everytime,” replied the patient.
“Well then why can’t you sleep?” the psychiatrist asked.
“Well doctor, I think it’s those big ticker tape parades they have in my honor that keep me up.”
(Boese, P.)
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