LOOKING OUT FOR MOM
A penny-pinching miser defended himself against criticism aimed at his parsimonious ways. He said in his own defense, “Why, I couldn’t stand for my mother to go on year after year working every night scrubbing and cleaning office floors, so I just bought out the office building.” The listener asked “Well, what did you do for your dear mother then?” The man smiled proudly and said, “Well, she was immediately moved to the day shift.” Marvin Crow, International Christian Center Church, Garland, TX
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