NATIONAL PARK QUESTIONS
These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. From the May of 1995 issue of Outside Magazine come a few questions that park visitors have asked park rangers. Here are a few: At the Grand Canyon National Park: Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom – – where is it? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? At the Everglades National Park: Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o’clock bus leave? At the Mesa Verde National Park: Did people build this, or did Indians? Why did they build the ruins so close to the road? What did they worship in the kivas — their own made-up religion? Do…
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